Tailored

Hallelujah! ! ! My clothes fit. Finally Tailored.
Yah, it's hard to find the right size of clothes when they don't sell your size in stores. I used to look like an idiot, blundering around in the wrong size of clothes.

But now I have nice clothes, that are actually special just for my body, and I look nice compared to before. (Although I still probably looked nice as an idiot.)
For once I'm not making fun of anything other than myself and the store brand jerks who believe in Monosiesm (one size fits all). Which is a really stupid religeon if you ask me.
But back to clothes: My new fittings do not matter.
I bet now that I have them, I'm going to grow a couple inches in 4 directions and my tailored clothes are going to end up on my little brother. And then he'll spill mustard on them.

Pillows

I hate pillows. I can't sleep on them, but yet I wake up on them. I mean.... COMMON!

It's a piece of fluff wrapped in cloth, and ever wondered why pillows get less fluffy the longer you sleep on them? It's because their fill is less then 300 hundred fill and there is not polyester core. Unless you have a one hundred dollar pillow, its gonna go flat.
Another thing I hate is that they turn yellow, even after washing they are still yellow. (I also hate how every different type of pillow has to be washed different.) They turn yellow because of your sweat or sometimes drool, but hopefully not. And another reason it turns yellow is oxidation. WHICH IS STUPID... what kind of company makes a product that breaks down in oxygen? Those idiots.
Any way... here's cool stuff: if you sleep on a yellow pillow, you are more likely to get acne. So that's why my face has been purified. Okay nevermind, I'm confusing myself.

Enough of my ranting. Have fun sleeping.