Spare Change

I made a change. Namely this one: I changed my blog's name. And you ask why? Well, because it was getting frustrated. That's why. Actually It's because I don't think this post is more on Randomization of the real world than on Obsidian Hoaxes.
If someone accidentally typed in obsidianhoax.blogspot.com instead of obesedanishhope.blogspot.com, the first thing they would see on the blog is Obsidian Hoax (at the top of the page)
They would immediately think of mall pranks - or people selling fake pumice and other volcanic geostubs (AKA rocks)
Then they would say to themselves: "It's a scam!" and go back to their weight-losing activities on their European site.
Now: because I have changed my sites name to "Randomization"
someone who accidentally types this site instead of tranquilityandchoking.blogspot.com will be mildly interested until they read one of my posts.
See? It's like professional advertising except. . . more complicated.
My favorite candy bar is Butterfingers. (but I ate too much and now I'm on a Danish diet)
Oh wait. That's not what I was talking about. So turned around and went back to the mall, where I quickly beat the crayons out of the guy who scammed me. The End.
AND NOW TO MY MAIN TOPIC !
Spare Change! I don't have any. Do you? Thanks.
Spare change is almost as bad as a spare rake or a spare chocolate chip.
see? here's ten cents in pennies: oooooooooo. they are totally useless. You can't even get them off of the computer screen. I tried. Oh, and don't bother counting the circles above. I know there are ten because there is one less than eleven. I have never had a use for spare change. I can only name 2,000 things that are worse than spare change. READY?
1. Hawaii
2. Mall Scams
3. original cocktail sauce
4. lists over 200 words long...
oh yeah,
I guess I can't finish my article. BUT you don't have to count the words in the list, because there are under 200. There are only ten.
I'm just rambling on again aren't I? Do you want me to shut up? No? Fine.

Telephone Poll

I will probably have a poll at the bottom of the blog from now on, directly under the posts. Last time I did this, no one ever scrolled to the bottom. And so I would get the results of the poll, with no votes.
Do not expect the expected of unexpected explanations and exploitative speculations. My questions will be absolutely normal. Thank You for your good mood.

APOLOGY: I am sorry for disturbing your slumber. If you are angry with me, you can pay me one clover farm (1╕) and I will give you one Diolor back. (1Ð) Then all will be well.

PASTURE: 1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, 4 sheep. You have been pasteurized . . .

APOLOGY #2: I am sorry for bumbling on nonsensically. I will adverbally directly hesitantly halty adverbingly primarily.
Then I will post this post.

Another stupid comic

I love making comics. And on Chogger (online comic maker) I have now made a total of 52 comics. I'm proud of all of them except one.
Here's one now. I couldn't resist posting it. I just wanted you to groan.

hahahaha

Valentines Day.

HPY VLNTNS DY! I mean Happy Valentines Day! I made some cheesy (literal) valentines. I don't have them now so I can't type them up. But heres some parts of it:
Your eyes pierce me like sharp cheddar...
You are holier than the best Swiss.
If you leave I'll be real Bleu.
Pretty good huh?
Oh well. See ya later.