Scratch

I have been pondering the question, "Why do you have a scratch on your face?"
It's not like I actually have a scratch on my face... but it's still a question I need to answer.
So I came up with a few answers.
Note: ( Q always means "Why do you have a scratch on your face?")

Q:
A: Never mind. But remember; freight trains move faster then humans.

Q:
A: You tell me, you're the one that tipped the building over.

Q:
A: Well, I didn't know that Wolverine could swing so hard.

Q:
A: Well, I was shaving, and my chainsaw slipped.

Q:
A: Because the stupid jerk, sped up instead of slowing down!

Q:
A: Well that's what happens when you hold a grenade too close to your face.

Q:
A: Someone sharpened the piano keys!

Q:
A: I don't know! I was asleep when the ninjas attacked.

              Do you like these. I guess they are kinda stupid answers, since nobody believes the truth now-a-days. But they could be much worse.
Thanks for standing up for my face. It's always better then standing on my face.
That can leave some serious facial scars. In the shape of Nike symbols. Which is better than lightning scars on your forehead.
             Sorry, I got off topic again.