Time and Flavorful Sea-Related Softballs

         Sadly, I haven't been random lately... So I decided to create a flavorful ocean softball. I first grabbed a small basketball that looked like a softball and wrapped it in construction paper. I then sprayed the entire thing with blue spray paint. But then of course, I could not sell it because of my unholy employment problem.

So, what did I do? NOTHING.... So sad...

You may say I'm crazy, but I'm not. I have serious mental, social, and psychological problems. DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME. It's not nice.

Back to the Story:

After I decided I couldn't sell this wonderful modern masterpiece. I frowned, why could I not sell it? After all those other pictures in the museums look like random blots and colors are famous. Why not my FOS? (flavorful ocean softball) Aurrgh! I can make splotches too you know!SEE? I'm FAMOUS NOW TOO! ANYONE CAN DO THIS? WHOM CAN'T? hughg ha! (huh-howg-ha)

Now don't get me wrong Picasso is very interesting, but people can do stuff like this any time.EASY PEASY!

No problemo sheesh. (I wish I had shoulders like that.) I could stab something. >

I'm so sorry. Especially for the violence towards little japanese-style orbs. :( C-U-later... WHAT!

4 Haikus

1. Nuclear Radiation

 A big explosion
 Fallout is left all over
 get Geiger Counters

2. Snails

 Slippery Slimy
 A delicacy in France
 Eat them up they're good

3. Haiku

 Read them and write them
 They all make sense but not mine
 They don't rhyme ever

4. Ancients of Ooga

 Watch out ooganis
 The boolis are coming here
 Barf inventory

Ooga

The basic plot is that the Ooganis have been captured by an evil race of bull things called "boolis". The whole premise of this game is to start a revolt and resurrect all of the dead cheifs. You get to play seven different tribes of Ooganis, each with separate powers to make the experience more fun. One of the cool things about this game is the inventory system. You pick it up, put it in your mouth, and when needed puke it up for further use.

Why this is here.

You are all wondering, "Why does this blog even exist?" And the answer is... DOES IT EXIST?  The answer to the answer is probably it exists but I'm not to sure. This entire blog is so you read and post stuff about randomness. Yes. You can bring out your inner self and say: "HA, Now I can actually post and share things about my pet snail and my friend named Hoobert without getting embarrassed." I created this post just for you. You can place anything you like on it. Shopping lists, stories about wagons, comics... it's all for you.