I know, I know, you're mad at me for not posting something about Christmas, and I still won't, that's because I'm Jewish. Now this may cause more anger among you, but yes I don't celebrate Christmas, and I don't believe in Santa Claus. So, go ahead and release your anger, but do it in a therapy session please.
Okay now I feel bad, and it isn't because of indigestion or food poisoning, it's because I lied too you. Now don't think I am related to Satan or something, because I'm not, but lying is good for you. Yes, in small amounts that is, I'm not saying it's okay to fib all the time, but its only bad if you get addicted to it. Just like marijuana. I will make this analogy for you: Lying is like a douse of Mentsuyu on your fish. It may taste good, and give you good nutrients, but eating too much of it on you Japanese cuisine, can cause an unhealthy liver and may lead to chronic dyslexia, because it contains alcohol. I strongly suggest to stop using Japanese sauces.
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Well, back to Christmas,
I got some cool, stuff. Not telling you what, you'll probably figure it out soon enough. (hint: its not Mentsuyu)
but it's a little longer than a yard, and it cost a ton of money, and you have to be really talented to use it.
So hope you had a Merry Christmas, and i'll post again later.
I've realized my true potential. (see below)
December 26, 2011
December 14, 2011
Translation
My brother found this online, originally written in Portuguese, translated into English, thought it was really funny.
GUIDES
The hiring of guides and porters is mandatory. As we have no use complaining to consider this as a great opportunity to meet local people, which is very friendly. Tipping is a mandatory practice in Tanzania, so if you plan to go to Kili get ready to fork over a $ 50.00 for the guide and the porters.
Particularly recommend taking some shirts of the Brazilian team, because people love our football. They know all the names of our players. Our shirt is like a free pass in many places and win it is an honor for them. Walking down the street with this shirt makes you feel like a celebrity in town.
We recommend that the expedition is engaged in Moshi, because in Arusha, a town a little bigger, everything is more expensive. Do not bother to find the companies, because they find you everywhere as long as you arrive at the airport until you can not take it anymore. Beware of these proposals, because we found some people who lost their money.
The guide of the expedition is a fantastic person and very helpful. Has climbed Kilimanjaro and Mount Meru all the way hundreds of times and speaks English very well, so would recommend it with great pride.
Not quite sure what its about, but I think... HA HA HA HA HA... And that's about it. Full of run on sentences and needing revised fragments to the MAX.
I'm not making fun of the guy who wrote this, but of Google translate, which is where we translated it from. Maybe they should spend a little more money on their translator, because it may cause some confusion, and already has.
GUIDES
The hiring of guides and porters is mandatory. As we have no use complaining to consider this as a great opportunity to meet local people, which is very friendly. Tipping is a mandatory practice in Tanzania, so if you plan to go to Kili get ready to fork over a $ 50.00 for the guide and the porters.
Particularly recommend taking some shirts of the Brazilian team, because people love our football. They know all the names of our players. Our shirt is like a free pass in many places and win it is an honor for them. Walking down the street with this shirt makes you feel like a celebrity in town.
We recommend that the expedition is engaged in Moshi, because in Arusha, a town a little bigger, everything is more expensive. Do not bother to find the companies, because they find you everywhere as long as you arrive at the airport until you can not take it anymore. Beware of these proposals, because we found some people who lost their money.
The guide of the expedition is a fantastic person and very helpful. Has climbed Kilimanjaro and Mount Meru all the way hundreds of times and speaks English very well, so would recommend it with great pride.
Not quite sure what its about, but I think... HA HA HA HA HA... And that's about it. Full of run on sentences and needing revised fragments to the MAX.
I'm not making fun of the guy who wrote this, but of Google translate, which is where we translated it from. Maybe they should spend a little more money on their translator, because it may cause some confusion, and already has.
December 1, 2011
Wind Torn
I can't believe all the damage here in Davis County, Utah. It completely blows my mind what I've seen. A strong wind here in Layton hit, averaging about 85 mph, tearing apart fences, tipping over semi-trucks, and breaking windows. All the trees next to my house tipped over and my fence is pretty much gone.
But not as bad as other places in the neighborhood, where trees crushed cars and fences. A trailer was thrown into a house. So here's some pictures of the doom of my beloved fence.
Yah, so here's a predicament. The wheelbarrows are crushed under a fence and a tree.
But not as bad as other places in the neighborhood, where trees crushed cars and fences. A trailer was thrown into a house. So here's some pictures of the doom of my beloved fence.
Yah, so here's a predicament. The wheelbarrows are crushed under a fence and a tree.
Here the fence ripped out some of our wiring, hmmm, I think we have insurance.
You can't see it in this picture but our drain pipe up higher is hanging from our house and its crushed.
You can't see it in this picture but our drain pipe up higher is hanging from our house and its crushed.
It also tore our trampoline apart. No more safe jumping on that thing.
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