Earlier today I was contemplating the possibility of a skunk (Mephitis Mephitis) appearing in my room. Teleporting in, if you will. Then I realized, it would have to be from the fourth dimension or beyond. Teleporting in the third dimension is quite impossible, you see. The nanoparticles which make up the organisms called homosapians simply do not energize correctly when responding to anthoparatic jolts of energy.
But anyway, I figured that it would be quite unlikely for a 4D skunk to come to the third dimension. There is so much less to do here! No free interstellar pancakes, no megatortic protons, and such stuff. And it would be fairly boring if it did appear, for we (being 3D) cannot understand the complexity of the galotrousious fourth dimension. So, it would look like a normal Mephitis Mephitis.
