Nothing

I'm not kidding. Nothing
just a psycho evil ball
and that can't dance
so... please help : POEM

If one is to come
and to say goodbye
what is the point?
and what is the why?

If one eats a cone
and the other a knife
which one dies quickest?
who loses their life?

If people are clawing
up a new wall
how many are sane?
how many is all?
Wasn't that poetic?

The effects of DNA

Just because, because what, that's a question so you need a question mark, and that sentence needed a comma, but all of these don't even make sense as one sentence.

And because of the effects of DNA, they started genetically modifying things. Like, uh, carrots. So, they don't grow pointy, like they used too. (That should get the Environmentalists attention)
Now they just grow as little stubby things, that you can fit; like 12 carrots in you pocket. And you can put 10 in your mouth. It's pathetic.
And you can't stab anyone with a bag of carrots. Because it might be empty, and then it just bends.
And they change spiders, to bite people. And they turn into Spider men. And save New York, from nonexistent goblins.
But they might exist if you change the DNA of a... baby rabbit, and mix it's genes with uh... mole rat. And some human traits. And you end up with a goblin.

Dinosauric Nucleic Add-ons. That's DNA. Its what connects our genes with dinosaurs. And sometimes some Aboriginal people get some high doses of DNA and become cannibals. And then they get loose, near your house. And you have to fight them off. With tranquilizers. I am so sorry.

Heliotropes and the like

Sometimes heliotropes are quite bothersome. But aren't we all? Also, I occasionally prepare my speeches in advance, only to find out that no such thing is blothered. Then I said to him, "Peradventure you are departing this mid-evening?" he answered back, "Why rather not? I am but a gentleman." True, how true said the sour kangaroo.

Virus

I had to post this because and Professor T.A Davidson, who has a PhD in virology and works at Harvard, challenged one of my PowerPoint presentations; this presentation was about viruses. So I sent him the PowerPoint, attached with some additional data, and my new malware project.
 (I needed to test it somewhere)
And now his computer screen sounds weird. HAHAHAHAHA!
Of course that's not what my post is on today. At least not that kind of virus. Since, I am a technovirologist, I will talk about the living kind of virus. Because I know less about the infecting kind.
So
I have a virus, it has 3 strands of RNA and 3 virions. It's icosahedral and is slowly destroying my stomach. Luckily its not a norovirus. THE END.

Take that...
And don't tap on the glass, or I'll bite your fingers off.

Scratch

I have been pondering the question, "Why do you have a scratch on your face?"
It's not like I actually have a scratch on my face... but it's still a question I need to answer.
So I came up with a few answers.
Note: ( Q always means "Why do you have a scratch on your face?")

Q:
A: Never mind. But remember; freight trains move faster then humans.

Q:
A: You tell me, you're the one that tipped the building over.

Q:
A: Well, I didn't know that Wolverine could swing so hard.

Q:
A: Well, I was shaving, and my chainsaw slipped.

Q:
A: Because the stupid jerk, sped up instead of slowing down!

Q:
A: Well that's what happens when you hold a grenade too close to your face.

Q:
A: Someone sharpened the piano keys!

Q:
A: I don't know! I was asleep when the ninjas attacked.

              Do you like these. I guess they are kinda stupid answers, since nobody believes the truth now-a-days. But they could be much worse.
Thanks for standing up for my face. It's always better then standing on my face.
That can leave some serious facial scars. In the shape of Nike symbols. Which is better than lightning scars on your forehead.
             Sorry, I got off topic again.