December 14, 2011

Translation

My brother found this online, originally written in Portuguese, translated into English, thought it was really funny.

GUIDES
The hiring of guides and porters is mandatory. As we have no use complaining to consider this as a great opportunity to meet local people, which is very friendly. Tipping is a mandatory practice in Tanzania, so if you plan to go to Kili get ready to fork over a $ 50.00 for the guide and the porters.
Particularly recommend taking some shirts of the Brazilian team, because people love our football. They know all the names of our players. Our shirt is like a free pass in many places and win it is an honor for them. Walking down the street with this shirt makes you feel like a celebrity in town.
We recommend that the expedition is engaged in Moshi, because in Arusha, a town a little bigger, everything is more expensive. Do not bother to find the companies, because they find you everywhere as long as you arrive at the airport until you can not take it anymore. Beware of these proposals, because we found some people who lost their money.
The guide of the expedition is a fantastic person and very helpful. Has climbed Kilimanjaro and Mount Meru all the way hundreds of times and speaks English very well, so would recommend it with great pride.

Not quite sure what its about, but I think...  HA HA HA HA HA... And that's about it. Full of run on sentences and needing revised fragments to the MAX.

I'm not making fun of the guy who wrote this, but of Google translate, which is where we translated it from. Maybe they should spend a little more money on their translator, because it may cause some confusion, and already has.