"I`R0N

~- Warning -~ May contain spoilers.

I saw TRON! Tron rocked. And the music was wonderfully amazingly cool! Just like my cousin Jim said. My favorite part was the Lightcycle and Lightjet chases! Whoa! I also loved the creative way to derez a person. They just shatter! Cool. I'd have to say, that is my favorite movie. It expanded the first one but didn't really ruin anything. I was really hoping that Clu and his evil minions would come into the human world. It would be cool. I can see it now... 100 Lightjets destroying L.A. A squadron of Lightfighters demolishing New York. A Recognizer ripping apart the Eiffel Tower... Uhhhh .... Anyway.

I would draw another picture, but... the movie kind of deteriorated my self esteem. The movie had real good animation and, and  AND ANDNAN DNANDNNA DNN N!  HAHAHAHAHAH! ASDHFdisghdasgjdjs jsorry... sorry. I got excited there. Hope you couldn't tell. It wasn't drugs. I can prove it. OFF SUBJECT:

Good byebye. Til next time... sincerely

                                                          - OBSIDIAN-

Pain is drawn to me. (stupid pun)

If you haven't noticed, I've drawn myself quite a bit, getting mutilated. You've seen my brain, you've seen me burning, you've seen me turned into a skunk (no wait! that was Beaver Pavilion), and you've seen me about to get maimed by a medicine cabinet. You see, these are all reflections of my life, being rhetorical or pyramided. (is that a word?) anyway... I was going to ask something but I forgot... Oh yes! Since I can see your jocund compensation of my paroxysm, I will gladly take proffers for more artwork concerning my capitulum being lacerated. (sorry for the prodigious morphemes I've been using, I'll repeat all of this so you can understand)
Since I can see your gleeful reactions of my pain, I will gladly take suggestions for more artwork concerning (you know what concerning means right?) my head being tortured. (sorry for the big words I've been using)
So I will now draw one more symbol of my life, and you can give me suggestions in form of a comment.

(AND I AM NOT SUICIDAL) It's just that I'm good at drawing myself... erhm, not that I'm vain or anything...

A ton of TRON.

I am really excited about seeing Tron! It looks really good. It will probably be so good I'll "derez" my pants! Derez is the abbreviation of derezolutionize. Just for some info...

I really liked the old Tron even though the special effects suck. I still like it. Okay, here I am wearing a Tron outfit:

There's my lightcycle in the back. Downstairs on my dad's whiteboard, I drew a dry erase picture of two lightcycles intercepting each other while a guy stands holding a ID disk (humming with power). It's much better than the pic. above. If you want to see it, you better come to my house within a couple days or so.

Well see you guys.

Christmas, sea mammals, and start menus

Christmas is full of toys, joy, and jollyness. But, the week after is full of school thinking and deep depression. But, alas, some people just love to do puzzles. Some like sausage, some like harps, and some like puzzles. But too many can be a bad thing. Just like psychedelic start menus. (let's not get into that). Sadly, my pet geneospecial calangidus died. (also called a sea achidna.) Thats all.

The all knowing, best thinking, most fingering one,

Me

True or Salsa

I love salsa. True or false? My yodeling is...
(A) getting worse
(B) improving
(C) non-existent
So what do pineapples have to do with anything? That's exactly my point. After I was spammed by Barrack Obama on my Email Account, I sold all of mine. So I built it completely out of a card stock origami swans. Then I created a 100 poker card house and It was knocked over when my 007 friend yelled at me.
I love salsa.
My yodeling is improving.
I am so sorry. I had an idea for this post but I forgot it overnight. My nightlight's fault. Actually I tried to type this yesterday, but my computer wouldn't even turn on because some DST drive was painfully missing. Whatever a DST drive is. It sounds like a bug repellent. Maybe it is.

"100% whole wheat" it said. Maybe I'm having a nervous breakdown. But then I'd be a dolphin. (It's a Crayon color) Nervous Breakdown Dolphin. I love that color. It's looks like this.

So there you have it. I also drew this: The left side is my sisters version and the right is mine. It's about the same quality as hers, but I spent about 10 minutes doing the coconut's shadow. Any questions?

4D?

Earlier today I was contemplating the possibility of a skunk (Mephitis Mephitis) appearing in my room. Teleporting in, if you will. Then I realized, it would have to be from the fourth dimension or beyond. Teleporting in the third dimension is quite impossible, you see. The nanoparticles which make up the organisms called homosapians simply do not energize correctly when responding to anthoparatic jolts of energy.
But anyway, I figured that it would be quite unlikely for a 4D skunk to come to the third dimension. There is so much less to do here! No free interstellar pancakes, no megatortic protons, and such stuff. And it would be fairly boring if it did appear, for we (being 3D) cannot understand the complexity of the galotrousious fourth dimension. So, it would look like a normal Mephitis Mephitis.

I need a trophy.

I do. It's true. Leave me alone. My feelings got Fruzzed. :(

If I could go back to yesterday... Ahhh. Beatles or something. I had to avoid my medicine cabinet. It has sharp teeth and was creeping me out. Just a bit.

Which reminds me: I need to learn how to shade better in Microsoft Paint. Oh well. It could be compared to this rainbow tunnel thing that I drew:

Can you imagine

getting absorbed into this horrible neon torture? It burns me! Actually I just made this post so I could draw on Paint.

Spacestation

I am building a space station. It will have state of the art technology and over 110 petabytes of storage. All the walls will be covered in:

Celestron, buy at amazon.

Kindle Wireless Reading Device, Wi-Fi, Graphite, 6" Display with New E Ink Pearl Technology! Yeah! There will be a total of 150 habitable rooms and 30 docking bays. There will be an alarm system for anything that goes wrong. There is a back-up alarm system that is an annoying recording of a kazoo. The ship will have a large storage brain and will be able to talk and understand things you say.

There will be over 13 high-tech telescopes and 100 people working there.

Yeah :( It will orbit Earth at a nice 2,004,840 mph. Thanks. It will have a zoo, laser system, and a schizophrenic clover farm storage kit. THIS WONDERFUL space station will be launched around 2666 A.D. I will still be alive.

 yeah.

Uncle

This post is about my uncle. I am only doing this, because I can't lie to Taylor. I told him I would do a post on my uncle, so I must. (actually I was planning before my promise)

Here goes: My uncle has lived or journeyed in over 102 countries. He has his black belt (got it when he was 10) and is a professional Barber. He speaks Chinese and English and married a Filipino woman. He owns a sword and bit a muggers finger off. Here's him in Sao Paulo, Brazil:

Thanks.

He is very amazing. I love him. If you can guess his name in two guesses (as a comment on the blog) I will give you a silver dollar.