Nakehead ( pronounced 'naked' )

I got a haircut! Arg! Now I can't stab anyone with my well-polished spikes that all the Chicks in my Junior High adore. And I adored them too. It feels like my head is a giant bald spot.
I got a buzz (AKA torture) and I can't even draw my new hair style because it would only look like this:( except sideways. And with a bit of fuzz on top. I love fuzz. Especially peach fuzz. Because, you can't choke on peach fuzz; unlike normal fuzz. Do you know that a famous Greek guy choked on a single GOAT HAIR that was in his milk? Weird.

But now I have saved humanity, because I shaved my head, decreasing the hair amount above my mouth. And above most other people's mouths too.
I just thought of a SUPER WEAPON! An antigravity hair! That means you have to worry about hair below your mouth too! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fear me.

"Pathetic." You said to your new bowling ball. But it didn't answer...

Spare Change

I made a change. Namely this one: I changed my blog's name. And you ask why? Well, because it was getting frustrated. That's why. Actually It's because I don't think this post is more on Randomization of the real world than on Obsidian Hoaxes.
If someone accidentally typed in obsidianhoax.blogspot.com instead of obesedanishhope.blogspot.com, the first thing they would see on the blog is Obsidian Hoax (at the top of the page)
They would immediately think of mall pranks - or people selling fake pumice and other volcanic geostubs (AKA rocks)
Then they would say to themselves: "It's a scam!" and go back to their weight-losing activities on their European site.
Now: because I have changed my sites name to "Randomization"
someone who accidentally types this site instead of tranquilityandchoking.blogspot.com will be mildly interested until they read one of my posts.
See? It's like professional advertising except. . . more complicated.
My favorite candy bar is Butterfingers. (but I ate too much and now I'm on a Danish diet)
Oh wait. That's not what I was talking about. So turned around and went back to the mall, where I quickly beat the crayons out of the guy who scammed me. The End.
AND NOW TO MY MAIN TOPIC !
Spare Change! I don't have any. Do you? Thanks.
Spare change is almost as bad as a spare rake or a spare chocolate chip.
see? here's ten cents in pennies: oooooooooo. they are totally useless. You can't even get them off of the computer screen. I tried. Oh, and don't bother counting the circles above. I know there are ten because there is one less than eleven. I have never had a use for spare change. I can only name 2,000 things that are worse than spare change. READY?
1. Hawaii
2. Mall Scams
3. original cocktail sauce
4. lists over 200 words long...
oh yeah,
I guess I can't finish my article. BUT you don't have to count the words in the list, because there are under 200. There are only ten.
I'm just rambling on again aren't I? Do you want me to shut up? No? Fine.

Telephone Poll

I will probably have a poll at the bottom of the blog from now on, directly under the posts. Last time I did this, no one ever scrolled to the bottom. And so I would get the results of the poll, with no votes.
Do not expect the expected of unexpected explanations and exploitative speculations. My questions will be absolutely normal. Thank You for your good mood.

APOLOGY: I am sorry for disturbing your slumber. If you are angry with me, you can pay me one clover farm (1╕) and I will give you one Diolor back. (1Ð) Then all will be well.

PASTURE: 1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, 4 sheep. You have been pasteurized . . .

APOLOGY #2: I am sorry for bumbling on nonsensically. I will adverbally directly hesitantly halty adverbingly primarily.
Then I will post this post.

Another stupid comic

I love making comics. And on Chogger (online comic maker) I have now made a total of 52 comics. I'm proud of all of them except one.
Here's one now. I couldn't resist posting it. I just wanted you to groan.

hahahaha

Valentines Day.

HPY VLNTNS DY! I mean Happy Valentines Day! I made some cheesy (literal) valentines. I don't have them now so I can't type them up. But heres some parts of it:
Your eyes pierce me like sharp cheddar...
You are holier than the best Swiss.
If you leave I'll be real Bleu.
Pretty good huh?
Oh well. See ya later.

Flash Drive & Complaints

My flash drive only holds 1 Gigabyte. It sucks. I took a poll during school today.
I wore my shirt inside-out and took note of how many people asked me or told me about it. Guess how many did?
NONE. Even my friends or parents didn't notice. I hate my flash drive. I can barely fit 20 comics on it. :(

Here's one of the comics I have on it:

Just Kidding

Erm...

Where was I? Oh well. I hate my flash drive. And my throat hurts. Really Bad. :( This computer is slow.

My hair is shedding. My brother is annoying. My pants are smell like alcohol. I want to cry. I complain to much... You are mean. I don't have any friends. I repeat things to often. My flash drive sucks. :( This is boring. I want to cry. My c-o-m-p-u-t-e-r  is e-v-e-n slower. I don't know that the capital of Libya is. Or Ethiopia. Snowmen can't talk. :(

SEE HOW ANNOYING THIS CAN GET ? ! ?

(sob)

Sorry

It's not my fault my computer is broken. That's why I haven't been posting lately.
Right now I'm in school. All the letters on the keyboard are covered so I'm typing really slow.
DANG! I can't even post a picture because the MS Paint program sucks! O well. See you guys later.\
:(

Box

I started asking around: "What's your favorite kind of box?"
Nobody would answer.
It's not a hard question. What's your favorite kind of box?
Pizza box?
Juice box?
Boombox?

Chinese take-out box?

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This is one of my many friends getting mauled by a... thing.

It took about 15 seconds to draw.