Fire Fire Fire and Toilet Paper

Yes, some idiot tried to start a fire in the Men's restroom at my high school. Or they were trying to hide that they were smoking and they had to stuff the pot somewhere quick. So we all had to stand outside, with annoying alarms blaring into our ears, freezing to death. Stupid... But. Happy Valentines day... Because I won't remember to post again until then. So until next time, don't light anything on fire.

High School

Every drama story you have ever read, but with a plot twist. Every nightmare created by sleeping Nazis. Every unimportant moment in history... COMES TO NOW . . .
HIGH SCHOOL! ! !Cheer for it or wet yourself... it's your choice... but whatever you do, remember this one thing:
You're wrong.
High School is different than you expect. The teachers and students are just plain crazy. All those stories you've made up or gossiped on; about your "weird" teachers... are just the foam you blow off your shampoo before massaging it into your hair. Overestimating your teachers in High school could save your life. Literally.

Well, I'm not saying High school is even bad or scary, you may just have interpreted me wrong. It's not some crumbling place next to a cliff where they teach you how to become Lord Voldemort, or some other black necromancer. It would only be scary to anyone with a certain digestive rate such as mine. Or could be scary to a Kindergartner, which shouldn't happen, because Kindergartners go to Kindergarten...

So if you are having problems every day, stumbling into that endless tunnel of doom and intellectual advantages, you might just want to tell yourself to stop moaning and learn to tie your shoe.

The worst part about High school is actually lunch; because you get hungry and eat your lunch before you are even out of the line, and then you have to wait for friends to finish their lunch, and by the time they are done you are hungry again.

Another bad part is getting lost. They label the door numbers so you can find your class, but they don't realize how stupid that is... reading numbers means you have to COUNT, and how are you supposed to count? ? ? You're just in High school for puddings sake! ! !

You end up wandering the hall way with a friend low in social status. (not saying that you are low in social status, because I'm not even your friend.)

Just Kidding

When you finally find your class, it's over and you have to get to your next class, only finding out... you forgot your locker combination.You go to the office and they write everything you need to know on your hand...
          Name
          Age

          Locker Combination

          and any personal diseases they may have given you during the wait in line.

In conclusion, I must say that I like high school and my teachers. You make new friends, and new enemies, and new mistakes. But in turn, everything turns out well after you get a hang of things. You find your classes without a schedule, you eat lunch in normal time frames, and you get D's in math. Everything is normal....

Sorry

It's not my fault my computer is broken. That's why I haven't been posting lately.
Right now I'm in school. All the letters on the keyboard are covered so I'm typing really slow.
DANG! I can't even post a picture because the MS Paint program sucks! O well. See you guys later.\
:(

Types

 So, I've figured that there are several types of people. IN JUNIOR HIGH and the world. BUT, I'm talking about Junior High school. So here you are:

1. Baddies: People who swear and are inappropriate at all times. In language and in thought. HOW TO IDENTIFY THEM: They can't say a sentence without a bad word or inappropriate word in it.
2. Nerds: This isn't necessarily nerds. If that makes sense. They just are kinda like a nerd. HOW TO IDENTIFY THEM: Instead of socializing during lunch, they read books. They also have "A"s in every class even though they read during the entire class.
3. Jocks: They can play every sport and attract the opposite gender for some reason. If they are female, they are usually cheerleaders. HOW TO IDENTIFY THEM: They are highly competitive and always other jocks around them. If they get in a fight, it's with another jock.
4. Mixes: They are a mix between two or more types. HOW TO IDENTIFY THEM: They act like types put together. (NOTE: this is the most common type)
5. Shybies: They are like Nerds, except they don't read and they have bad grades, this doesn't mean they don't have friends. HOW TO IDENTIFY THEM: Look for them, they just sit there.
6. Friendly: They are really friendly and have lots of friends. They enjoy humor and they don't think bad of themselves. HOW TO IDENTIFY THEM: They have lots of friends. They take up more than one table at lunch. They become friends with you or all your friends (if they become friends with your friends you soon become a Shybie, unless you make friends with them too.)
7. Weirdos: They collect spoons ( I have hundreds), make blogs about random things, are different than most people (like they've never gone skiing, don't know how to text, and don't watch TV), they enjoy playing pranks and telling jokes. They are usually become the artists or authors of the school. HOW TO IDENTIFY THEM: Observe them, you will be able to tell. (this is my favorite type).