Fire Fire Fire and Toilet Paper

Yes, some idiot tried to start a fire in the Men's restroom at my high school. Or they were trying to hide that they were smoking and they had to stuff the pot somewhere quick. So we all had to stand outside, with annoying alarms blaring into our ears, freezing to death. Stupid... But. Happy Valentines day... Because I won't remember to post again until then. So until next time, don't light anything on fire.

Valentines Day.

HPY VLNTNS DY! I mean Happy Valentines Day! I made some cheesy (literal) valentines. I don't have them now so I can't type them up. But heres some parts of it:
Your eyes pierce me like sharp cheddar...
You are holier than the best Swiss.
If you leave I'll be real Bleu.
Pretty good huh?
Oh well. See ya later.