Christmas is full of toys, joy, and jollyness. But, the week after is full of school thinking and deep depression. But, alas, some people just love to do puzzles. Some like sausage, some like harps, and some like puzzles. But too many can be a bad thing. Just like psychedelic start menus. (let's not get into that). Sadly, my pet geneospecial calangidus died. (also called a sea achidna.) Thats all.
The all knowing, best thinking, most fingering one,
Me
I've realized my true potential. (see below)
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December 28, 2010
November 30, 2010
How to Torture Hermit Crabs
I seriously thought about putting this on WikiHow, but I was afraid I'd get arrested for animal cruelty:
Idea 1: Put the hermit crab in a hamster ball. After it's in a hamster ball, you can either give it to a baby, or flush it down a toilet, it doesn't matter which.
Idea 2: Tie the hermit crab to a pencil (using yarn), put it back underwater where it belongs.
Idea 3: Put the crab in a tuba, then play it.
Idea 4: Carry the hermit crab around with you wherever you go, in your pocket!
Idea 5: Feed it nothing but potato peels and/or lettuce. It may not eat these items, so be careful.
Pretty cool huh? I actually don't have a hermit crab so I haven't actually done any of these...
Idea 1: Put the hermit crab in a hamster ball. After it's in a hamster ball, you can either give it to a baby, or flush it down a toilet, it doesn't matter which.
Idea 2: Tie the hermit crab to a pencil (using yarn), put it back underwater where it belongs.
Idea 3: Put the crab in a tuba, then play it.
Idea 4: Carry the hermit crab around with you wherever you go, in your pocket!
Idea 5: Feed it nothing but potato peels and/or lettuce. It may not eat these items, so be careful.
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