Showing posts with label schizophrenic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label schizophrenic. Show all posts

December 16, 2010

Spacestation


I am building a space station. It will have state of the art technology and over 110 petabytes of storage. All the walls will be covered in:
Celestron 127EQ PowerSeeker Telescope
Celestron, buy at amazon.
Kindle Wireless Reading Device, Wi-Fi, Graphite, 6" Display with New E Ink Pearl Technology! Yeah! There will be a total of 150 habitable rooms and 30 docking bays. There will be an alarm system for anything that goes wrong. There is a back-up alarm system that is an annoying recording of a kazoo. The ship will have a large storage brain and will be able to talk and understand things you say.
There will be over 13 high-tech telescopes and 100 people working there.
Yeah :( It will orbit Earth at a nice 2,004,840 mph. Thanks. It will have a zoo, laser system, and a schizophrenic clover farm storage kit. THIS WONDERFUL space station will be launched around 2666 A.D. I will still be alive.
 yeah.

November 24, 2010

Schizophrenic clover farms.

This is more info on schizophrenic clovers, living in farms. If you haven't read my comment on the post: Huh?
I Suggest you read my comment first...
A schizophrenic clover is a clover that goes through phases of emotional blunting, intellectual deterioration, social isolation, disorganized speech and behavior, delusions, and hallucinations. It usually goes through each of these twice or more a day. The most common of these acts are the hallucinations. Just yesterday, one of my friends, a clover named Trifolium, told me that he had a pet fireball that he could play chess with. I was so surprised that I fell off my massage chair. Every day after that, Trifolium pretended he was a ninja, even though he thought he really was. I finally called the authorities (Schizophrenic Plant Authorities: aka SPA) and had them take poor Trifolium and put him in a farm. I cried for several days.
         I was so distressed, I looked up things about schizophrenic clovers. I found out that half the population of clovers were schizophrenic. I also found out that when clovers were found with Dementia Praecox (schizophrenia) they were always placed into a farm.
A clover farm is just like an ant farm, except for that instead of ants inside, there's a clover. After the clover was in a farm, all signs of disorganized speech and emotional blunting, disappear. Sadly, delusions and hallucinations go way up, off the charts. I also found out that clovers with schizophrenia were contagious to humans. I was then really worried that Trifolium had infected me.
        I then looked up the uses of a schizophrenic clover farm. I was surprised when I read what they were used for: Blowing up doors. This was only limited to locked doors that were trapping you in a room. It had been discovered only one year before, when a young schoolboy threw a well treated clover farm at a locked ISS door. This leads to the fact that only well treated clovers explode.
       This is because when pleased, a clover produces C6H12O6(KNO3)
(KNO3) is gunpowder. When thrown, the glucose gunpowder ignites and explodes on contact of a locked door. This somehow defies the laws of explosive physics.