I hate pillows. I can't sleep on them, but yet I wake up on them. I mean.... COMMON!
It's a piece of fluff wrapped in cloth, and ever wondered why pillows get less fluffy the longer you sleep on them? It's because their fill is less then 300 hundred fill and there is not polyester core. Unless you have a one hundred dollar pillow, its gonna go flat.
Another thing I hate is that they turn yellow, even after washing they are still yellow. (I also hate how every different type of pillow has to be washed different.) They turn yellow because of your sweat or sometimes drool, but hopefully not. And another reason it turns yellow is oxidation. WHICH IS STUPID... what kind of company makes a product that breaks down in oxygen? Those idiots.
Any way... here's cool stuff: if you sleep on a yellow pillow, you are more likely to get acne. So that's why my face has been purified. Okay nevermind, I'm confusing myself.
Enough of my ranting. Have fun sleeping.
I've realized my true potential. (see below)
