Showing posts with label art. Show all posts
Showing posts with label art. Show all posts

May 10, 2011

Trig and Manga


\begin{align}
\tan x & {} = \sum_{n=0}^\infty \frac{U_{2n+1} x^{2n+1}}{(2n+1)!} \\[8pt]
& {} = \sum_{n=1}^\infty \frac{(-1)^{n-1} 2^{2n} (2^{2n}-1) B_{2n} x^{2n-1}}{(2n)!} \\[8pt]
& {} = x + \tfrac{1}{3}x^3 + \tfrac{2}{15}x^5 + \tfrac{17}{315}x^7 + \cdots, \qquad \text{for } |x| < \frac{\pi}{2}.
\end{align}
Cool huh? Yeah, that took me a couple years to figure out. But it was worth it. Because now I know what X is. Cool. Oh wait, I cheated off of my friends homework. DANG.

Okay well, so much for trigonometric functions. I guess the radians aren't so significant.

NOW, to another subject:

HOW TO DRAW... Manga Eyes.

For those who don't know what manga is, its a style of Japanese drawing. Like Dragon Ball Z, or Pokemon or something... So I spent a couple hours drawing this:

Yep... That's manga... See the style in the eye? That's what I will teach you today.
1: Draw the Oval, that will be your eye.
2: Draw a large arch above the eye, but still touching it. And a smaller, thinner arch below. (see above)
3: Fill the Eye in with black, but keep a circle in the top left corner white, and a smaller circle to the bottom right of the first.
4. One curve of the eye will be colored, and is shaped as an arch, but can continue up to the white circles. (see green on above eye)

May 7, 2011

How to Draw... The Hunchback

This new idea, I may start doing, drawing lessons as some of my posts.... So. Today I'll do the Hunchback. This is how you draw a hunchback

1. Draw the head.
2. Draw the shoulders and one arm. Make the crest of the back, sticking out from almost the top of the head.
3. Draw the shape of his shoes (feet), and legs, and the rest of his torso.
4. Draw in his other arm, and some of his details.
5. Draw his facial details.
6. Color

December 30, 2010

Pain is drawn to me. (stupid pun)

If you haven't noticed, I've drawn myself quite a bit, getting mutilated. You've seen my brain, you've seen me burning, you've seen me turned into a skunk (no wait! that was Beaver Pavilion), and you've seen me about to get maimed by a medicine cabinet. You see, these are all reflections of my life, being rhetorical or pyramided. (is that a word?) anyway... I was going to ask something but I forgot... Oh yes! Since I can see your jocund compensation of my paroxysm, I will gladly take proffers for more artwork concerning my capitulum being lacerated. (sorry for the prodigious morphemes I've been using, I'll repeat all of this so you can understand)
Since I can see your gleeful reactions of my pain, I will gladly take suggestions for more artwork concerning (you know what concerning means right?) my head being tortured. (sorry for the big words I've been using)
So I will now draw one more symbol of my life, and you can give me suggestions in form of a comment.
(AND I AM NOT SUICIDAL) It's just that I'm good at drawing myself... erhm, not that I'm vain or anything...

December 3, 2010

ADS

I hate ads, I can't resist making fun of them. I hate the ones that say: Buy one, get one free.  or Buy one and get a second for half price. I mean common! Buy a hermit crab to get one free! Buy a machete to get the second for half price! SO WHAT? What's the big deal? I mean, what about my ads? They are sure to work because they grab your attention. Has this ever been tried?
SEE? I'm sure to sell hundreds of machetes a day! I also hate those commercials with women-singing jingles. ♪ les-olsen company! ♫
Mine would work a lot better: les-εταιρεία Olsen! (hard rock male voice with Russian accent)
This is spoken in Greek... and it catches their attention! I also hate those ads that take forever to talk about, they are seriously like... 4 minutes long. I would just do a single word. Let's say you're selling, a new invention called "Firepod". You don't say: "The firepod has over 1,000 uses in twelve states! It looks really nice and my kids love it!" 
You say: "FIREPOD!" (screaming and a picture of the firepod). Then they search it and read everything on it instead of just hearing what they did on T.V.
TOTAL TIME: 2.6 seconds.
Pretty cool huh? I also hate redundant commercials. JUST $9.99, JUST $9.99! or CALL US AT 1-800-555-Hung, that's: 1-800-555-HUNG! AUGHH!
It's annoying! It's ANNOYING! JUST ANNOYING! I also hate commercials where they don't even make sense in what they are saying, this wouldn't even be a problem if they just made it one word:
Our new Tibotubor 500 is such a new experience for our heightened costumers. They will love our newest nanotoxidation technology helping them synthesize new biomaterials. The nanometer of 1:40 of our one dimension quantum mechanics and device physics helps you engineer with abalone shell with perfect elastomers and allografting. Your calcium regeneration will be woven amazingly into the DNA phosphate. It works in the Lebesgue form and was partially developed by the famous Hausdorff running with finite non-integers... BLAH BLAH BLAH.
You might as well talk about cubed-bunnies with Head Palm tree growths and Batcave stomachs and Hogwarted shoulders...
THE END
THE END... thanks for listening to me. (sarcasm)

July 14, 2010

Time and Flavorful Sea-Related Softballs

         Sadly, I haven't been random lately... So I decided to create a flavorful ocean softball. I first grabbed a small basketball that looked like a softball and wrapped it in construction paper. I then sprayed the entire thing with blue spray paint. But then of course, I could not sell it because of my unholy employment problem.
So, what did I do? NOTHING.... So sad...
You may say I'm crazy, but I'm not. I have serious mental, social, and psychological problems. DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME. It's not nice.
Back to the Story:
After I decided I couldn't sell this wonderful modern masterpiece. I frowned, why could I not sell it? After all those other pictures in the museums look like random blots and colors are famous. Why not my FOS? (flavorful ocean softball) Aurrgh! I can make splotches too you know!SEE? I'm FAMOUS NOW TOO! ANYONE CAN DO THIS? WHOM CAN'T? hughg ha! (huh-howg-ha)
Now don't get me wrong Picasso is very interesting, but people can do stuff like this any time.EASY PEASY!
No problemo sheesh. (I wish I had shoulders like that.) I could stab something. >
I'm so sorry. Especially for the violence towards little japanese-style orbs. :( C-U-later... WHAT!