Stung

ow
I have never been stung by a bee until now.

I was riding my bike at about 9:00 P.M.  and a hornet flew up my sleeve. I was stung right behind the armpit, on my trapeze muscle.

It didn't hurt as bad as I though it would but it still hurt. There was a couple walking across the street when it stung my and I yelled: "OW, What the?" and stopped my bike and grabbed my shirt's sleeve and shook like crazy freeing the frenzied hornet that was trapped in my 100% cotton arm hole. The couple looked at me and then left the approximate square mile as fast as their little hairless legs could carry them. I just continued on my way.
Then I had to feed some chickens and some rabbits that are bred for eating.

Yawn

Summer





IS





Boring

and Happy 4th of July. Exactly 120 days til my birthday. AKA exactly 4 months. I always know the 4th of July is 120 days to my birthday. :|

When Random is Mixed with Everything

When random is mixed with everything you get a lot of free stuff. But you have to be careful because it can hurt you. Unexplained Expletive explosions easily erupt around earthquakes. These titanic turmoils take time to totter the turf. Finally from four flares, free furnishings, fly forth! Crap, consanant comparing commencement! I didn't mean to alliterate, I swear I'm shamefully sorry! Okay. Let's get some similes out here. WHAT? No. Okay this is dumb. I'm just leaving. I just saved the level and I died but it didn't save really! It lied! gasp
Hey stop swearing. JK I love how you don't swear. Yes, I'm talking to you. I miss you all. Maybe. Yep, I do.

... um
yah yeah. I lost like a page of info I tried to save on this post. So now I can't remember what I typed.
Maybe you can call me at: 801-KIDDINGThis is a rejection hotline. I reject you. JK

so tired...

No Idea

MOST of you have no idea of what real pain is.. So here's a list of the most horrible things imagineable, from BAD to WORST:
10: Losing a your best friend to the Dark Side. When your most favorite person (me) gets converted to the Sith. That has to be bad.
9: When you choke on something. A horrible feeling.
8: When something you've taken over a year to make, is lost or ruined. This hurts really bad, deep down in your tender heart and can cause serious problems.
7: Waking up to a fire alarm. This is so horrible, at this moment when you wake up, your mind goes though 2 million WORST-CASE scenarios and then you scream.
6: Burning to death in your sleep. I'm sure this hasn't ever happened to you.
5: Nothing. This can be extremely frusturating and may cause instant death.
4: Losing your mind. Although this is bad, it can be really fun if you work hard.
3: Christmas Music in the Spring. Not even joking.
2: Starving to death in a Supermarket. This almost happened to me. But my new best friend Darth Vader saved my life.
1: Worst of all: Watching and listening to this all night: http://nyan.cat/
This is torture.

Nothing

Quick Summary

What do you expect from here? Candy? Rose Poems? No... I will give you better...
something unexpected... and less interesting

A quick summary about this blog. "see above"

Okay now what? I have to do a solo in a couple hours and I'm guessing an added 32 min.
But that doesn't concern you, because by the time you read this, I will have already done it. And it will be amazing... I'm so bored. Okay, I guess I'll do homework that isn't actually important.
And here's a random pic for you art fans that always want one:

Friendship

I love my friends. I mean they all are good by themselves, as they are, but when with other friends, they make hilarious pairs. I mean, I crack up all the time when around several people, but when one of thse few is with another, they turn into some of the most comical groups you can imagine.
I laugh so hard.
And my ribs hurt.

Trig and Manga

Cool huh? Yeah, that took me a couple years to figure out. But it was worth it. Because now I know what X is. Cool. Oh wait, I cheated off of my friends homework. DANG.

Okay well, so much for trigonometric functions. I guess the radians aren't so significant.

NOW, to another subject:

HOW TO DRAW... Manga Eyes.

For those who don't know what manga is, its a style of Japanese drawing. Like Dragon Ball Z, or Pokemon or something... So I spent a couple hours drawing this:

Yep... That's manga... See the style in the eye? That's what I will teach you today.

1: Draw the Oval, that will be your eye.

2: Draw a large arch above the eye, but still touching it. And a smaller, thinner arch below. (see above)

3: Fill the Eye in with black, but keep a circle in the top left corner white, and a smaller circle to the bottom right of the first.

4. One curve of the eye will be colored, and is shaped as an arch, but can continue up to the white circles. (see green on above eye)

How to Draw... The Hunchback

This new idea, I may start doing, drawing lessons as some of my posts.... So. Today I'll do the Hunchback. This is how you draw a hunchback

1. Draw the head.
2. Draw the shoulders and one arm. Make the crest of the back, sticking out from almost the top of the head.
3. Draw the shape of his shoes (feet), and legs, and the rest of his torso.
4. Draw in his other arm, and some of his details.
5. Draw his facial details.
6. Color