I have been able to post all my random thoughts on facebook. Sorry blogger, you have sort of been replaced by a more complicated era!
That is all, for old time's sake
I've realized my true potential. (see below)
February 12, 2013
May 28, 2012
April 15, 2012
Titanic Disaster.
Well. Today, April 15th 2012 is exactly 100 years since the Titanic sank.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic_disaster
This is a memorial to those 1,514 people dead. A horrible disaster, that eventually turned into a movie and made James Cameron a millionaire. It wasn't even that good of a movie.
Anyway, don't let me ruin your happiness, but it did happen.
Until next time... your friend. Me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic_disaster
This is a memorial to those 1,514 people dead. A horrible disaster, that eventually turned into a movie and made James Cameron a millionaire. It wasn't even that good of a movie.
Anyway, don't let me ruin your happiness, but it did happen.
Until next time... your friend. Me.
March 27, 2012
Semiconductor Physics at the Microscopic Level
I take my instruments of miniscule arrangment, and take a biomimetic approach of the many nanomaterials below.
Fabricating nanostructures, amazing lithography using my atomic force microscope, no ultraviolet MBE to show.
Creation of thin films, a dual polarisation interferometry approach to the spinotronics at hand.
Solaroid battery installed, at an atomic level. While the nanocellulose makes a biomineralization demand.
I throw down my colloids and nanorods in synthetic disgust,
it was stochastically impossible when the nanomotor was bust.
I went to the library for help, but nothing on pharmaceuticals or quantum effects in nanomedia.
It wasn't going to work, I knew it. You can't build nanoweapons, by reading from wikipedia.
Fabricating nanostructures, amazing lithography using my atomic force microscope, no ultraviolet MBE to show.
Creation of thin films, a dual polarisation interferometry approach to the spinotronics at hand.
Solaroid battery installed, at an atomic level. While the nanocellulose makes a biomineralization demand.
I throw down my colloids and nanorods in synthetic disgust,
it was stochastically impossible when the nanomotor was bust.
I went to the library for help, but nothing on pharmaceuticals or quantum effects in nanomedia.
It wasn't going to work, I knew it. You can't build nanoweapons, by reading from wikipedia.
March 13, 2012
Shnowite and the 5 dwarvez. Original German Folktale
Once upon a time as a queen sits cutting herself at the window, she throws three drops of blood on the snow that had fallen on her ebony window frame. As she looks at the blood on the snow, she says to herself, "Oh, how I wish that I had a daughter that had skin white as snow, lips red as blood, and hair black as ebony and can sing like a devil". Soon after that, the queen gives birth to a baby girl who has skin white as snow, lips red as blood, and hair black as ebony and sings like a devil. They immediately name her Princess Shnowite and then as soon as the child is born, the queen dies.
Soon after, the king takes a new wife, who is beautiful but also very very very vain. The new queen possesses a magical mirror, an animate object that answers any question if you rhyme, to whom/which she often asks: "Mirror, mirror on the wall / who is the fairest of them all?" to which the mirror always replies "You, my queen, are fairest of all, DUH." But when Shnowite reaches the age of seventeen, she becomes as beautiful as the day (I don’t know what this means.), and when the queen asks her mirror in vanity again, it responds: "Queen, you are full fair, it is true, but Shnowite is fairer than you, HAHAHAH SUCKER!" Though in another version, the mirror simply replies: "Shnowite is the fairest of them all." The witch, erg excuse me, the queen then breaks the mirror, and buys a new one.
The queen becomes jealous, and orders a huntsman to take Shnowite into the woods to be killed. She demands that the huntsman, as proof of killing Shnowite, return with her lungs, kidneys, brain, heart, stomach, ribs, spine, thigh and her liver. The huntsman takes Shnowite into the forest, but after raising his knife to stab her, he finds himself unable to kill her as he has fallen deeply in love with her just randomly. Instead, he lets her go, telling her to flee and hide from the Queen. He then brings the queen the lungs, kidneys, brain, heart, stomach, ribs, spine, thigh and the liver of a boar, which is prepared by the cook and eaten by the queen, because she thinks she is suddenly a cannibal.
In the forest, Shnowite discovers a tiny cottage belonging to a group of five dwarves, where she rests. There, the dwarves take pity on her, saying "If you will keep house for us, and cook, make beds, wash, sew, and knit, throw parties, kill innocent animals, help in the mines, eat dirt, and keep everything clean and orderly, then you can stay with us with only minor beatings, and you shall have everything that you want other than happiness." They warn her to take care and let no one in when they are away delving (what a word) in the mountains. Meanwhile, the Queen asks her new mirror once again "Who's the fairest of them all, stupid mirror on the wall?", and is horrified to learn that Shnowite is not only alive and well and living with the dwarves, but is still the fairest of them all impossibly, after the numerous beatings of old short guys.
Three times the Queen disguises herself and visits the dwarves' cottage while they are away during the day, trying to kill Shnowite. First, disguised as a peddler, the Queen offers colorful stay-laces and laces Shnowite up so tight that she faints, causing the Queen to leave her dead on the floor. However, Shnowite is revived by the dwarves when they loosen the laces, and somehow is not effected at all. Next, the Queen dresses as a different old woman and brushes Shnowite's hair with a poisoned comb. Shnowite again collapses, but again is saved by the dwarves, which makes even less sense, because how do you survive DYING? And how does a comb poison you? Did the queen stab her with it? Finally, the Queen makes a poisoned apple, and in the disguise of a farmer's wife, offers it to Shnowite. When she is hesitant to accept it, the Queen cuts the apple in half, eats the white part and gives the poisoned red part to Shnowite. She eats the apple eagerly and immediately falls into a deep stupor. When the dwarves find her, they cannot revive her (for once), and they place her in a glass coffin, assuming that she is dead. They bury her and leave her in the ground, quickly forgetting about her.
Time passes, and a prince traveling through the land sees the grave marker and says “What a queer name”. He strides to her coffin and digs it up. The prince is enchanted by her beauty and instantly falls in love with her. He begs the dwarves to let him have the coffin, and they say “What coffin?”. The prince's servants carry the coffin away. While doing so, they stumble on some roots and the movement causes the piece of poisoned apple to dislodge from Shnowite's throat, awakening her. The prince then declares his love for her and soon a wedding is planned with lots of cake and fruit, but no apples. WHAT, HES MARRYING A PERSON WHO DIED 3 TIMES? ? ? ? ? okay never mind.
The vain Queen, still believing that Shnowite is dead, once again asks her mirror who is the fairest in the land, and yet again the mirror disappoints her by responding that "You, my queen, are fair; it is true. But a young queen is a thousand times fairer than you. You should probably kill yourself, before the FBI finds you."
Not knowing that this new queen was indeed her stepdaughter, she arrives at the wedding, and her heart fills with the deepest of dread when she realizes the truth, she tears out her hair and screams at the sky. The FBI catches up and as punishment for her wicked ways, a pair of heated iron shoes are brought forth with tongs and placed before the Queen. She is then forced to step into the iron shoes and dance until she drops dead, sadly she danced for several seconds and then collapsed in teary pain, then the firing squad showed up and put her out of her misery. THE END.
Soon after, the king takes a new wife, who is beautiful but also very very very vain. The new queen possesses a magical mirror, an animate object that answers any question if you rhyme, to whom/which she often asks: "Mirror, mirror on the wall / who is the fairest of them all?" to which the mirror always replies "You, my queen, are fairest of all, DUH." But when Shnowite reaches the age of seventeen, she becomes as beautiful as the day (I don’t know what this means.), and when the queen asks her mirror in vanity again, it responds: "Queen, you are full fair, it is true, but Shnowite is fairer than you, HAHAHAH SUCKER!" Though in another version, the mirror simply replies: "Shnowite is the fairest of them all." The witch, erg excuse me, the queen then breaks the mirror, and buys a new one.
The queen becomes jealous, and orders a huntsman to take Shnowite into the woods to be killed. She demands that the huntsman, as proof of killing Shnowite, return with her lungs, kidneys, brain, heart, stomach, ribs, spine, thigh and her liver. The huntsman takes Shnowite into the forest, but after raising his knife to stab her, he finds himself unable to kill her as he has fallen deeply in love with her just randomly. Instead, he lets her go, telling her to flee and hide from the Queen. He then brings the queen the lungs, kidneys, brain, heart, stomach, ribs, spine, thigh and the liver of a boar, which is prepared by the cook and eaten by the queen, because she thinks she is suddenly a cannibal.
In the forest, Shnowite discovers a tiny cottage belonging to a group of five dwarves, where she rests. There, the dwarves take pity on her, saying "If you will keep house for us, and cook, make beds, wash, sew, and knit, throw parties, kill innocent animals, help in the mines, eat dirt, and keep everything clean and orderly, then you can stay with us with only minor beatings, and you shall have everything that you want other than happiness." They warn her to take care and let no one in when they are away delving (what a word) in the mountains. Meanwhile, the Queen asks her new mirror once again "Who's the fairest of them all, stupid mirror on the wall?", and is horrified to learn that Shnowite is not only alive and well and living with the dwarves, but is still the fairest of them all impossibly, after the numerous beatings of old short guys.
Three times the Queen disguises herself and visits the dwarves' cottage while they are away during the day, trying to kill Shnowite. First, disguised as a peddler, the Queen offers colorful stay-laces and laces Shnowite up so tight that she faints, causing the Queen to leave her dead on the floor. However, Shnowite is revived by the dwarves when they loosen the laces, and somehow is not effected at all. Next, the Queen dresses as a different old woman and brushes Shnowite's hair with a poisoned comb. Shnowite again collapses, but again is saved by the dwarves, which makes even less sense, because how do you survive DYING? And how does a comb poison you? Did the queen stab her with it? Finally, the Queen makes a poisoned apple, and in the disguise of a farmer's wife, offers it to Shnowite. When she is hesitant to accept it, the Queen cuts the apple in half, eats the white part and gives the poisoned red part to Shnowite. She eats the apple eagerly and immediately falls into a deep stupor. When the dwarves find her, they cannot revive her (for once), and they place her in a glass coffin, assuming that she is dead. They bury her and leave her in the ground, quickly forgetting about her.
Time passes, and a prince traveling through the land sees the grave marker and says “What a queer name”. He strides to her coffin and digs it up. The prince is enchanted by her beauty and instantly falls in love with her. He begs the dwarves to let him have the coffin, and they say “What coffin?”. The prince's servants carry the coffin away. While doing so, they stumble on some roots and the movement causes the piece of poisoned apple to dislodge from Shnowite's throat, awakening her. The prince then declares his love for her and soon a wedding is planned with lots of cake and fruit, but no apples. WHAT, HES MARRYING A PERSON WHO DIED 3 TIMES? ? ? ? ? okay never mind.
The vain Queen, still believing that Shnowite is dead, once again asks her mirror who is the fairest in the land, and yet again the mirror disappoints her by responding that "You, my queen, are fair; it is true. But a young queen is a thousand times fairer than you. You should probably kill yourself, before the FBI finds you."
Not knowing that this new queen was indeed her stepdaughter, she arrives at the wedding, and her heart fills with the deepest of dread when she realizes the truth, she tears out her hair and screams at the sky. The FBI catches up and as punishment for her wicked ways, a pair of heated iron shoes are brought forth with tongs and placed before the Queen. She is then forced to step into the iron shoes and dance until she drops dead, sadly she danced for several seconds and then collapsed in teary pain, then the firing squad showed up and put her out of her misery. THE END.
February 29, 2012
Am I BAD?
I feel horrible, being a human.
Well okay, that's not true, but I am being a real smart alec on Yahoo Answers. Just for entertainment reasons.
Am I evil?
Well okay, that's not true, but I am being a real smart alec on Yahoo Answers. Just for entertainment reasons.
Am I evil?
February 6, 2012
Fire Fire Fire and Toilet Paper
Yes, some idiot tried to start a fire in the Men's restroom at my high school. Or they were trying to hide that they were smoking and they had to stuff the pot somewhere quick. So we all had to stand outside, with annoying alarms blaring into our ears, freezing to death. Stupid... But. Happy Valentines day... Because I won't remember to post again until then. So until next time, don't light anything on fire.
January 11, 2012
Nothing to say, especially to you
and the title says it all. i have so little to say that I'm not going to even capitalize the start of the sentences. i just need to post something. its called post-obsession, kind of clever of me to come up with. okay now i am seriously going to start doing capitals because it's bugging me.
HAPPY NEW YEAR! ! ! ! Celebrating the end of 2011 and the beginning of different digits on the end of every date! YAY! ! ! Yes, I am late, but that's okay. We've been in a new year for 11 days! Unless you're not ready this then, then it's probably more like 20 days! ! ! Yay, congratulations to you! ! ! I'm talking to you in the future! ! ! And, it could be 2016 or something over there, and I wouldn't even notice! ! ! If the world really did end on Dec. 23rd though, you wouldn't be reading this. So tell us if the world ended okay, please.
Do you believe the world is going to end?
Me: "No."
Okay
Me: "It's not possible."
What about aliens?
Me: "Then the world isn't ending is it? Just the human race."
... Okay what about... if Earth blows up?
Me: "Impossible."
What if aliens blow it up?
Me: "Extraterrestrials don't exist."
... what if we set off bombs across the entire world, blowing it apart?
Me: "Then we're stupid."
End of Conversation
HAPPY NEW YEAR! ! ! ! Celebrating the end of 2011 and the beginning of different digits on the end of every date! YAY! ! ! Yes, I am late, but that's okay. We've been in a new year for 11 days! Unless you're not ready this then, then it's probably more like 20 days! ! ! Yay, congratulations to you! ! ! I'm talking to you in the future! ! ! And, it could be 2016 or something over there, and I wouldn't even notice! ! ! If the world really did end on Dec. 23rd though, you wouldn't be reading this. So tell us if the world ended okay, please.
Do you believe the world is going to end?
Me: "No."
Okay
Me: "It's not possible."
What about aliens?
Me: "Then the world isn't ending is it? Just the human race."
... Okay what about... if Earth blows up?
Me: "Impossible."
What if aliens blow it up?
Me: "Extraterrestrials don't exist."
... what if we set off bombs across the entire world, blowing it apart?
Me: "Then we're stupid."
End of Conversation
December 26, 2011
Anger
I know, I know, you're mad at me for not posting something about Christmas, and I still won't, that's because I'm Jewish. Now this may cause more anger among you, but yes I don't celebrate Christmas, and I don't believe in Santa Claus. So, go ahead and release your anger, but do it in a therapy session please.
Okay now I feel bad, and it isn't because of indigestion or food poisoning, it's because I lied too you. Now don't think I am related to Satan or something, because I'm not, but lying is good for you. Yes, in small amounts that is, I'm not saying it's okay to fib all the time, but its only bad if you get addicted to it. Just like marijuana. I will make this analogy for you: Lying is like a douse of Mentsuyu on your fish. It may taste good, and give you good nutrients, but eating too much of it on you Japanese cuisine, can cause an unhealthy liver and may lead to chronic dyslexia, because it contains alcohol. I strongly suggest to stop using Japanese sauces.
erm.
Well, back to Christmas,
I got some cool, stuff. Not telling you what, you'll probably figure it out soon enough. (hint: its not Mentsuyu)
but it's a little longer than a yard, and it cost a ton of money, and you have to be really talented to use it.
So hope you had a Merry Christmas, and i'll post again later.
Okay now I feel bad, and it isn't because of indigestion or food poisoning, it's because I lied too you. Now don't think I am related to Satan or something, because I'm not, but lying is good for you. Yes, in small amounts that is, I'm not saying it's okay to fib all the time, but its only bad if you get addicted to it. Just like marijuana. I will make this analogy for you: Lying is like a douse of Mentsuyu on your fish. It may taste good, and give you good nutrients, but eating too much of it on you Japanese cuisine, can cause an unhealthy liver and may lead to chronic dyslexia, because it contains alcohol. I strongly suggest to stop using Japanese sauces.
erm.
Well, back to Christmas,
I got some cool, stuff. Not telling you what, you'll probably figure it out soon enough. (hint: its not Mentsuyu)
but it's a little longer than a yard, and it cost a ton of money, and you have to be really talented to use it.
So hope you had a Merry Christmas, and i'll post again later.
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